I was once in Spiddle town
where my drinks I did me down
I got meself into a fight
She slapd me left she slapd me rite
She cased me legs in old concrete
until I couldn't feel me feet
threw me in the salty seas
with a final farewell piece of cheese.
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I met a lobster, name of Fred
he cut me loose 'fore I was ded
with his snippy frendly claws
he did his many daily chores
I gave to him that fateful Brie
that my mugger gave to me
He munched it down and I took note
as it slipped wetly down his lobster throat.
Yum.
copyright Mr M Munky 2008
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